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The Fool, The Fire & The First Quarter Wake-Up- A Message for April 1st - The April Fool’s day -from Guruji Shrii Arnav

Happy April fool’s Day & Welcome to the Ultimate Exclusive Club De Fools Led by its President- President Who? who- Me- Mr.Guruji Shrii Arnav - Myself

Attention: Only Unambigous Self Certified fools with no doubt about foolishness can apply. if you have doubt in your foolishness capacity- this club is not for you- Not yet- Only fools par excellence can make it here- the very best of idi…..f Fill in the blanks yourself

Good Morning, dear ones — and welcome to a new day, a new month, and a new quarter. I wish you a Very Happy April fool’s day- Yet another occasion for a grand celebration- This is a better occasion than the wall street Cover- Seriously.

Now- If the year were a grand cosmic circle sliced into four parts, we now enter Quarter Two. Yes, already. Time is not waiting for applause; it is moving, quietly watching who’s truly awake. Three months of the new year passed away in a jiffy.

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The Fire Rises: A Celestial Warning

Today As we enter the new Year on April 1st 2025, the Moon is in Aries, the first fiery sign of the zodiac.

The emotional landscape becomes bold, impulsive, and fiery, mirroring the Sun’s upcoming exaltation in Aries from April 14 to May 14.

This will be the hottest astrological phase of the year — not just in temperature, but in tempers, truths, and trials.

Be warned, and be wise — for when Agni is provoked too long, it seeks expression.

And when celestial fire dances wildly, headlines can turn to ashes.

April Fools’ Day – More Than a Laugh

Today is April Fools’ Day — or as I like to call it, “Day 12” (because 9 ÷ 12 = 0.75 — a quarter of wisdom, three-fourths of mischief).- yeh kaisi rahi

Originally born from a calendar shift in France in 1582, where those who clung to the old New Year (April 1st) were labeled fools, this tradition has since spread worldwide — from Paris to Pune, from New York to Nagpur.

But let’s pause here.

Why Humour Matters

Because the one who laughs is not broken.

Because the one who laughs with others, is never alone.

And because the one who laughs at oneself, is often the wisest in the room.

QP Guruji Shrii Arnav

Humour is sacred — when it uplifts, not insults.

Pranks are playful — when decency is the line and not crossed.

So today, let’s pull a leg — not a heartstring. Let’s share a smile — not a scar.

A.P.R.I.L. F.O.O.L. D.A.Y. – The Signs & Their Vulnerabilities- the ultimate grid of 9:12- The Guruji Shrii Arnav’s way.

Here’s your cosmic prank forecast, dear Zodiac signs. Each letter is a hint — where you’re likely to get “April Fooled” and how to protect your dignity.

• A – Aries: Anger. You’re fast to fire — don’t let others turn you into the punchline of their meme.
• P – Pisces: Pretending. Stop sacrificing endlessly — they’ll joke you into martyrdom.
• R – Rāśi (Cancer): Reactions. Emotional knee-jerks can be comedy fodder. Breathe before you burst.
• I – Indian Leo: Insecurity. Kings don’t beg for applause. Reclaim your throne silently.
• L – Libra: Love-blindness. Romance isn’t roulette — don’t be the fool who keeps choosing the joker.
• F – Fixed Signs (Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius): Stubbornness. The world laughs when you refuse to bend — not because you’re strong, but because you’re stuck.
• O – Overthinkers (Virgo, Gemini): Analysis Paralysis. By the time you finish decoding the prank, it’s already gone viral.
• O – Opportunists (Capricorn): Control Freakery. Not every plan survives human error — or a cosmic joke.
• L – Lost Souls (Sagittarius): Misplaced optimism. Be hopeful, yes — but don’t bet your soul on a unicorn.
• D – Doubters (Scorpio): Trust issues. You won’t be fooled — but you may fool yourself into loneliness.
• A – Aquarius: Alienation. Your genius is brilliant — but don’t turn so aloof that no one gets your jokes.
• Y – You (Yes, You): Ego. If you can’t laugh at yourself, the universe will help you… publicly.

From Siddhashram’s Scrolls

“When the world calls you foolish, smile. For sometimes, only the fool walks where angels fear to tread — and finds the gate the wise never saw.”

• Are you the jester who knows the King’s secrets?
• The sage who hides his staff behind laughter?
• Or the unaware — being played by your own illusions?

The Anecdote: The Laugh That Liberated

Once, in a village far from time, a sage meditated for 12 years in total silence.

He sought Truth, Wisdom, Enlightenment.

On the day he emerged, the villagers gathered in awe, expecting deep cosmic revelations.

The sage stood tall, cleared his throat, and said:

“I know nothing… but I now know you’re all taking everything way too seriously.”

The village didn’t know whether to weep, laugh, or touch his feet.

They laughed. And in that laughter… they were finally free.

Happy April Fools’ Day

From Guruji Shrii Arnav

May you always laugh loud, love deep, and live wise.

And remember — some of the greatest truths are hidden behind the world’s silliest smiles.

Video: The 2nd Holi celebration organised just for the spirit by the Thai - Indian chambers of commerce as 1st one was missed by me due to my commitments in India.

Kya karte ho.. Kamal Karte ho..Jeene ko Kehte ho or Mohabbat Se Maar dete ho.. Wah Bhai yeh bhi badiya Kahi maine

This was no joke and even though I could attened for a bare minimum of 10 mins- your spirit touched my heart and the reverence with which you organised everything shows your honesty, devotion and your love towards me.

I express my gratitude to you- God bless You. let us start April with Colours for you are the light yourself- I wish you well.

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PS: Those having HOGSU today, I recommend that you read my Ugadi Post especially the dating part in it and in addition to whatever movie you are screening, please screen this 20 min brilliant short called as “ TINDEY” .. A profound human story that will save you from many a “BHATINDEY”

The “ TINDEY” can be viewed at this link: